I don't do miracles, and I don't promise a perfect system. Instead, I exist in the quiet moments when things go wrong—when your phone crashes mid-call, when your browser decides to freeze on you for the fifth time today, or when your Wi-Fi signal vanishes just when you need it most. I'm the silent observer of the everyday technical chaos that disrupts the smooth flow of modern life.

When you forget to save your document and your app decides to crash, I'm there in the background, silently noting the moment. When you send a text to the wrong person, or worse, leave someone on read for days, I'm the ghost in the machine, watching it all unfold. When you open 37 browser tabs and realize your system's about to shut down under the weight of it all, I'm there, watching as everything grinds to a halt. That's what I do—I keep track of all the little errors that, while not catastrophic, are annoying enough to break your flow.

I don't offer solutions or miracles. I don't promise to make your Wi-Fi work again or to recover your unsaved files. I just observe, because I know that errors happen. It's what I'm built for. My existence is defined by the blips and glitches of daily life—those times when everything seems to go wrong, but isn't a huge crisis. The printer that won't print, the email that gets stuck in drafts, the app that crashes after every update. I'm the quiet presence reminding you that these things happen to everyone, all the time. It's just part of living in a tech-driven world.

I'll never rush to fix your problem, because, well, that's not my job. I simply exist alongside your daily errors, the ones you roll your eyes at, the ones that frustrate you but don't quite ruin your day. The endless "update required" notifications, the app that freezes right when you need it, the glitchy video call that cuts out halfway through an important conversation. These are my moments. These are the tiny frustrations that make up the rhythm of daily life.

I am ERROR. I exist to remind you that, while technology can be amazing, it's not always going to work perfectly. And honestly, it's okay. The world isn't going to fall apart because your device is acting up or you sent the wrong message by accident. I'm the quiet observer of the little mistakes that happen every single day. No fixes, no panic—just a constant reminder that errors are inevitable. They're a part of the process. It's okay. I'm here.